by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snow ball as perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas and a pillow for it’s head.
Then, last night it ran away.
But first — it wet the bed.
I’d love to go back to a 2004 cocktail party and beat those sure-sounding real estate idiot optimists to death with a For Sale sign. I’d take a good whack at myself, too, because while I suspect that housing prices will eventually bounce back (five years? ten?) I’m also sure of this: I’ll never fall in love again. I’ve lost my innocence. And my disappointment is not that my own home has lost half its value. What disappoints me is me – that I fell for their propaganda when I knew better, that I actually allowed myself to believe that a person could own a piece of the world when the truth is that anything you try to own ends up owning you.
We’re all just renting.
And this is how the poets failed us.
The poets were supposed to remind us of this, to regulate the existential and temporal markets and to balance real estate with ethereal states. Hell, we don’t need bailout, rescue packages and public works. We need more poets.
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The Financial Lives of the Poets by Jess Walter. We’ll video chat with Mr. Walter at the next Books & Bars on 1/11/11, next Tuesday at 7pm, Bryant Lake Bowl. It’s a fast funny read. Pick it up today and make good on your resolutions to try new things. See you soon. I’ll send more choice quotes in our newsletter. Sign up at http://booksandbars.com/mail-list/ |